This is how we do a bridal shower

Phi Pi style :))

Step 1: Abduct the bride-to-be. Tell her you're treating her to a dessert buffet and once off her guard, blindfold her in true "Taken" fashion--with a panda eye mask. Play sexy time music to set the mood, and once she starts talking about honeymoon plans and petroleum jelly, stop the rest of your  girl friends (who have been hiding at the back of the car the whole time) from giggling and giving away the surprise.



When she asks why the pearls and the babydoll lingerie, tell her it's required in the venue.

Step 2: Drop her off in a popular clubbing area, the bigger the (male) crowd, the better. Reveal her tasks for the night. Make sure she remembers everything that follows with instax, if in case she wants to remember.

Task 1: Get the number of a random guy. Ring his mobile as proof that random guy is a for real guy.

 

Task 2: Say "Hey sexy!" to 3 guys, actual sexiness not required. Don't forget to take selfies.


Task 3: Charm a stranger into writing a short pre-wedding note. Plus points for a note with 50 words up and the key words "love" and "grow".

Task 4: The vodka shots challenge. Task may be modified to include two guys and friendly pecks on the cheeks.  


Task 5: The impossible final task which will inevitably bring the bride-to-be to take a pass and do a consequence instead. Impossible task: persuade someone to serenade you. (Possible but Awkward) Consequence: tease the fiance by sending a video of yourself dancing to "Earned It"--veil, sash, pearls and the car's headlights may be used as props.

(Final task photo not posted for the sake of the bride-to-be)

Step 3: What bridal shower does not end with the fiance's participation!? After finishing her tasks, take back bride-to-be to the car, put back the panda eye mask and tell her that "she's moving on to level 2". Hint that there will be "sword fights", "games" and a "hotdog fest". But really, you're just driving back to her place which her fiance romanticized with petals on the floor, crepe paper hanging from the ceiling, dim lights and the works. 

Bonus Phi Pi Moves: Immortalize the crazy fun night with diy keepsakes, it's the last crazy fun night that her single self will be officially spending, after all.

 

 





      


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